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 Demo Tape | 3SP | Albino | The Return of Dr. Wonder Bred

Thunderpig

I Call You Out

I call you out, do you except
out on the playground after school
you think you're cool, but i think you're not
we'll settle our difference in the parking lot

now i might look kinda frightened
but i've got nothing to fear
you might tower above me
but i'm the biggest one here

i call you, do you accept
out on the playground after school
you're popular, I have no friends
brains over brawn, who will win in the end

i call you out, do you accept

i do

Burn

Burn!

so look what I find
move too slow and get left behind
jump a little closer, the tempature's rising
it's the thunderpig and white lightning

look what you see
is it real of fantasy
life is sweet like noodle-rama
so do a little check and test my karma

come on baby burn
make your body burn

so what do i do
do i do it like you'd like me to
false illusions limit what you see
you decide what is and will be

look at the time
gotta run down to the five and dime
buy box of inspiration
spread it all across the nation

come on baby burn
make your body burn
burn

Heads

he's got his head
i've got my head
she's got her head
what do we got

we've got heads
celebrate

carved out of stone
skin stretched round bone on my shoulders
it creates the soul and controls the body below
shape of an egg

we've got heads
celebrate

the pit of the peach helps me to reach this conclusion
it returns to earth where the knowledge continues to grow
shope of an egg

i know how to use my head
it's responsible for what i just siad
and if you knew how to use yours too
we wouldn't have to sing this to you

heads
celebrate

Dangling Participle

dangling particple, he's a verb and an adjective

incongruous with it's putative noun
you can find the subject in the lost and found
nonsensical meaning, atypical verse
a dangling particple makes it hard to converse

dangling particple, he's a verb and an adjective

respect is due to this grammatical rule
if you wann learn you've got to stay in school
nonsensical meaning, atypical verse
a dangling particple makes it hard to converse

a participle is a complex word
acts both as adjective and action verb
when dangling, the meaning is unclear
so listen closely now and you will hear

dangling particple

Action Verb

go

i can run i can fly, i can jump in the sky
'm an action verb
i can stroke i can swim, forgive me for my sins
i'm an action verb
i can scream i can yell, pretty girl you ring my bell
i'm an action verb

go, go, stop

running, flying, leaping, jumping, everybody's doing something
action — i'm an action verb
creeping, crawling, hugging and mauling, everyone's looking for a piece of
action — i'm an action verb
that's why we're eating, drinking, pooping, peeing, everybody doing it
hey — action
that's why we're humming, strumming, beating, thumping, everybody's singing something
about action

stop ... go

i can walk i can talk, i go and then i stop
i'm an action verb
i can stroke i can swim, forgive me for my sins
I'm an action verb
i can sing i can yell, i can count to a thousand
i'm an action verb

go, go, stop

running, flying, leaping, jumping, everybody's doing something
action — I'm an action verb
we're creeping, crawling, hugging and mauling, everyone's looking for a piece of
action — action verb
that's why we're eating, drinking, pooping, peeing, everybody does it
hey — action
that's why we hum, we strum, we beat, we thump, we love to hump and hump and hump
action
 

Joe Schmoe The Garbage Man

joe schmoe the garbage man
was happy man
with a simple plan
disposal was his specialty

joe schmoe the garbage man
was an everyman
with a garbage can
recycling wasn't his cup of tea

early one day while joe was driving
his disposal rounds
he reached to move a recycling bin
and stepped in coffee grounds
he stumbled and fell into the bosom
of his garbage truck
the compactor growled, came to life
and gobbled joey up ... it killed him

joe schmoe the garbage man
was happy man
with a simple plan
disposal was his specialty

joe schmoe the garbage man
was an everyman
with a garbage can
recycling wasn't his cup of tea

high as a mountain
far removed from the city
stands the product of joe's devotion
a dumping ground
his daily destination
rising and falling like the ocean

it's not the way that he walked
it's not the way that he talked
it's not the fact that he emptied your garabage can
it's got nothing to do
with what's good
with what's true
blah, blah, blah ... something

joe schmoe the garbage man
blah, blah, blah ... something