... so close that we're sending Intellijamus off to boot camp. He played some amazing bass parts on this album, but boy was he a little dick every session!  Time for some pushups and shutups, Intellijamass!

In album news, we're rounding the bend on this recording. Taboo has finished all his guitar work - solos & all! Drums ... check!  Bass ... check!  Keys ... check!  Vocals ... oh shizzle, the vizzles!  We'll get those done pronto.

The boys are at it -- first album in over a decade (lazy bums!). Working hard on the new 3SP album. It's ferocious, delicious and illegal in at least one country which will remain nameless (hint: Canada).  That said, the new album is guaranteed to rearrange your bowels. Prepare to weep upon receipt of said tunes, which can be expected in ... 2009. We're slow roasting it over an open pit, dearest Pimples, so cut us some southern slack. You did give us a decade. Otay, we be hurrying up already.

But get this. The only problem with working on an album is that it's so much fucking work! Sure, there's time for PLAY when somebody gets to solo or run around the room with a hot bong, but the rest is work, work, work. Dumptrucks are fun ... until you have to work with one. Then it's just a big old boring truck. The good news is we all LOVE drumptrucks. So, suck it WORK! We're going to play our asses off and special deliver you an audio truckload of topsoil and tunes, back it up and dump it on your front lawn. Prepare accordingly.

- Kimousine, Otto-pilot, Tabitha, Intelli-jelly-donut & Doc B

Hello sssssnake fans. Sssssssuper Sssssssonic Ssssssssoul Pimpssssssss will be playing at King Cobra on Cap Hill Friday, August 1st. As Otto is afraid of snakes please don't say the words "king cobra" or "snake" or "slither" or "tatter tots" as he'll run from stage like a redneck at a tent revival. Hmmm ... strange when an analogy is actually for real -- Otto is a redneck and he runs away every time I try to bring him to Mars Hill. Oh well.

Otto is also afraid of tatter tots as I served 'em "pipping hot!" when the boys were growing up. He burned a tatter tot shape in the roof of his mouth by age two. They never learn unless it hurts, I say.

Ssssssssseee you at ths sssssssssshow, ssssssssilly kidsssssssss.
(That is one gay snake lisp)

Hey kidz, bust out your Easy-Bake Oven Bongwater Brownies® and a bag of GORP (Good Old Raisins 'n Pimps) and hot tail it down to the High Dive in Seattle tomorrow night for a show not to be missed. Why is it not to be missed? Because if you're anything like this band, you're a loser extrodinaire and you know it! God bless you, child of 3SP. Come hang out with us and buy Taboo a shot of something syrupy sweet. A shot of tekillya will satsify the ever lovin' Intellijamus. Heck, you can buy Otto a haircut -- for the love of Mike, somebody puhLEAZE get that kid a new doo!

Okay, the deets:

High Dive
Fremont, Seattle, WA
Saturday June 21
set time: 10:30pm sharp-ish-sort-of

hearts & hugs,
da Pimps

Hello Pimp fans worldwide! We've got some shows coming up in Seattle and Bend, OR. Seattle is our hometown and Bend(over), OR is our homotown. However, we practice safe sex in Bend by simply tossing off on one another. What's wrong with loving one another ... a whole lot?

Check the shows page. Bon voyage ladies!

Okay, people. We're playing a show (with instruments, a dog collar and a box of crayons) next Friday March 28th at Nectar in Seattle. Fremont, to be exact. If you haven't been to Fremont it's where the hippies used to live but now it's full of assholes. But we like it there and hope you'll come see us.  We plan to rock exceptionally hard as Intellijamus is turning 17!!!!!

- Dr. Wonder Bred (still pissed as I'm living in Canada)

Although we think marriageUwanna is a confusing and mind-altering drug  that makes your feet tingle and your brain do backflips (think what it did to Sean Hemp's basketball career) the  Super Sonic Soul Pimps have agreed to play Seattle Hempfest this year. We plan to be stoned strictly as an experiment and proof of concept. Here are the details (get a pen out, you stoner, and write it down):

Hemfest, Sunday August 19th

3SP plays at 3pm

Mertyl Edwards Park

everyone is invited!

I'm Intellijamus, unanimous slamminus! When Wonder Bredus first told me aboutus the lostus tapesus I coudn't believe itus. These tracksus are off the hookus. I meanus Appliances, I Love My Dogus, Ego and I'm So Highus? Give me a breakus.  Sweet Jesusus, this isus the best thingus that could ever happen to usus!

I gave noticeus to my bossus at Sizzler. No more dishus washingus for Intellijamus!

Hello friends. It's been a while, hasn't it? We haven't forgotten you ... and we most certainly still love you with all our hearts (3 of which pump humalien blood, but I digress). In recent months we've unearthed sacred 2" reel-to-reel tapes that hold in their magnetic grip some of the most sought after b-sides in music history. That's right, unreleased songs from the original Super Sonic Soul Pimps recording sessions in our mobile RV studio/loveshack. Why did they never make it out into the world? Because we ran out of money and weed (duh!).  And these aren't the stinkers like most b sides. These are the true weiner dogs ... the creme brulee ... the most super and sonic of all our recording efforts. Behold the recently-discovered but yet-to-be-mixed 3SP tracks!

• Ego
• Crossbred
• Estranged By Desire
• Appliances
• I Love My Dog
• Board Wild
• Eye Of Gem
• Love Hate
• I'm So High

We've sent a search party out to find these classics:

• Bastard Lickers
• Time To Fly
• Eye of Gem
• Aliens
• Green Card
• Soul Food
• This Is It
• We Suck And We Know It
• Scoobie Doobie
• Hoops
• You Ain't

Don't you just want to scream with delight? Of course you do!  Scream!!!!  We love you dearly.  Do you love us dearly? Do you want to hear these tracks? Boo hoo hoo if you don't -- you're just lying to your self. You need help. Thankfully, the Docotr is in!


Your Humble Master,

Dr. Wonder Bred